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1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn’t apply to you.

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A list of the places I visit online.

1. It’s a Bitch Thing - if you haven’t yet, you must come visit!
2. BookWeazle - my newly started book blog.
3. BookWeazle Forums - the forum that goes with the blog
4. Helena’s Blog - exactly what it says on the tin!
5. Ancestry.co.uk - for my family research
6. Genes Reunited - for the research again.
7. Google - regularly.  Google is God…. worship it!
8. Wikipedia - who could cope without the mighty Wiki!

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Well, I’m currently on my pc up in the bedroom soooooo.

1. Monitor (directly in front of me, obviously!)
2. External harddrive to the left of the monitor
3. Two speakers behind and to each side of the monitor
4. Wireless Mouse
5. Wireless Keyboard
6. Tower to the right on the floor
7. SubWoofer, to the left of the tower
8. Two tall bookcases - one to either side of me (both completely full of books)
9. Two shelves directly above the monitor - the bottom full of books, the top full of Egyptian Pantheon statues, my wand, my athame and numerous other witchcraft items.
10. A three-drawer unit to the right of the Tower - full of my computer supplies (paper, print cartridges, my family tree research)
11. Directly behind me, Alice’s Cot
12. Directly behind the cot, our bed
13. Other random crap

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1. People who lie so often they believe their own bullshit
2. People who delude themselves that they are some sort of entity who needs blood to survive - claiming this usually while stuffing their face with “human” food.
3. Plugins that don’t work as advertised
4. People… period!
5. Fashion Victims
6. Manufactured pop bands
7. Manufactured pop bands who claim to be bands but cannot play an instrument between them!
8. Kids waking me up at 6am demanding to know loudly if they can go and watch tv!!!!!!

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I stole this one from Helena!

1.  I’m 34.

2.  Eyes - Blue

3.  Hair - Black (usually)

4.  Supposed to wear glasses for reading and computer use, rarely do.  *Makes note to go for eye test*

5.  Considering I’ve had four kids, I’m still fairly slim - at least I still fit into the same clothes I did before pregnancy.  I rarely weigh myself because I don’t really care about my weight, so long as my clothes fit me, I’m happy.

6.  Offline, I’m extremely anti-social.  I just don’t like people.  Online I can be more sociable as it’s on my own terms.  But that’s not to say I won’t snap occasionally here too!

7.  I was born a Cancer, but most of my planets are in Scorpio (including my ascendant).  So people beware!

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